A Comonplace Book

So, OK - Devon Monk has proposed tweeting as a character on October 13.  I'm game, but what character?  It feels a little odd to think of tweeting as Eliani, who despite being immortal probably wouldn't go near a computer even if she lived long enough.  I guess I need to get past the technology and into the gestalt of the idea.

So - what character would you like to see tweets from?

(and if I hear nothing but crickets chirping, I'll...I dunno.  I guess I'll go cry in private or something.)